 word of the day: completed
ohhh yeah, that's right I actually finished something that I set out to do. Now this is a monumental moment for me. Over the past few weeks I've been pretty lazy, so I'm pretty happy with myself for being able to finish. Anyways...On to other things...
Is it just me...or have women just gotten crazier. My example? Here you go:
(names have been changed to protect anonymity)
Sexy Bitch says:
nice pants :P
Girl with the legs says:
Theres a party in 'em later
Sexy Bitch says:
...
Girl with the legs says:
you're invited ;)
Sexy Bitch says:
wait what?
Girl with the legs says:
(that was me inviting you to a party in my pants)
Sexy Bitch says:
I figured
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a little later on:
Girl with the legs says:
whatcha doing tonight?
Sexy Bitch says:
um. nothing as of yet..
Girl with the legs says:
ooh really?
Sexy Bitch says:
yep
Girl with the legs says:
well thats where ur wrong. you're going out tonight with me :D
Sexy Bitch says:
am I?
Girl with the legs says:
Yes
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a bit later after that:
Girl with the legs says:
so what does the rest of your day look like?
Sexy Bitch says:
um, i have one more class
Girl with the legs says:
I think you should skip it
ok so where are we going?
Girl with the legs says:
well...we can go to the pool..
Girl with the legs says:
or there's my car..
Now heres the kicker, I had met her about...twenty minutes prior to this conversation. Now tell me, have you ever had a girl throw themselves at you so blatantly over MSN? Nonetheless, one who you had just met. But seriously, it was kinda weird. Yet interesting as I had all the skypers who were online telling me to "tap that." Which brings to mind the question...do I have the so-called 'Shane vibes?' I say I don't..but I dunno. Anyways enough of that..
But before I go, I believe it's my duty to spread the word and say: NEW COCKTAIL CAST!!! you can listen to it here.
laters,
--Paradox
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