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| the holidays..
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| Thursday, December 28, 2006 |
 Word of the day: rest (which i have been getting none of)
Why hello there! Wow it's been a whole week! I haven't even changed my hottie of the week..::gasp:: but hey gimme a break..I haven't been on the comp a hella lot..I've been a bit busy moving...and spending time with family *yuck* Ahh..family..my family..they are straight up caraazay! Especially during the holidays..which i hardly ever spend with them! But this year..they weirded me out a bit...actually a bit is an understatement..they completely freaked me out. I shall give you a sample of dialog between me and my mother..
At the postoffice
Mom: ...what did you get your gf for christmas?
Paradox: what?!
Mom: your gf?
Paradox: what are you talking about?
Mom: Oh come on its not like I don't know..I overhear you
Paradox: you eavesdrop? oh thats real mature mom
Mom: why are you keeping her a secret!
Paradox: I'm not..I'm just avoiding awkward conversations
Mom: are you guys gonna get married?
Paradox: ...like this
Mom: what about children?
Paradox: MOM what the hell..seriously..
Mom: can i see a picture of her? i need to make sure she looks good
Paradox: omg..this can't be happening
Mom: anak (daughter) why are you embarrassed?
Paradox: I'm not embarrassed..but when you ask me questions like those they make me uncomfortable
Mom: Well someone has to ask them.
Paradox: does it have to be you?
Mom: I don't know.
Paradox: why can't you be like regular moms and hustle my brother for information on my love life? ah...family..like I said...crazy. Have a happy new year every one!!
laters,
--Paradox
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posted by Paradox @ 9:16 AM
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Lol ur mum cracks me up! She's almost as nosey as mine.. almost. At least urs is funny nosey, mine's just annoying nosey. And she's sneaky. But I've caught onto her. She thinks I don't know that when she comes to hug me she's really trying to hear what ppl are saying thru my headfones. Sneaky cow.. but not sneaky enough! She can't fool the master!
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lol why do you think i shut up whenever ur parents walk into the room?
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haha, I have those same akward conversations with my mom, but mostly I just stop talking, shake my head, roll my eyes and walk away. that's the best way to handle it, just walk away.
and don't change your hottie of the week!! I actually like this one! she's super hot, yummm.
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Lol ur mum cracks me up! She's almost as nosey as mine.. almost. At least urs is funny nosey, mine's just annoying nosey. And she's sneaky. But I've caught onto her. She thinks I don't know that when she comes to hug me she's really trying to hear what ppl are saying thru my headfones. Sneaky cow.. but not sneaky enough! She can't fool the master!