5 midterms. 4 days. 5 unopened text books = one fucking stressed college student.
DAMMIT! Fucking fuck! Arg. This week - not fun. Tests are stupid. I don't believe that tests actually measure aptitude. They're just some cruel torture device designed to make people like me get stressed the fuck out. Now I know I know. If I actually went to class, paid attention, did the reading and homework - I wouldn't be as stressed out as much as I am. Now I've been reduced to cramming like hell every night before each midterm...grrreat! I suppose it would help if I got my ass off of Skype, didn't drink every other day and if my baby bro wasn't staying with me. And let me tell you the cramming sessions..not that great. I basically am talking to someone on skype - or drunk..while highlighting and trying to memorize all of this shizzle. But hey, its apparently working. I just came back from my law midterm and I passed with flying colours. Ohhhh Yeah..That's right! I'm fucking AWESOME. But that class is the only one I bother to show up for. *sigh* I'm fairly sure I passed the rest of the ones I've taken...two more to go. Math and Organizational Behavior. Shit. Two classes I know nothing about. Math I haven't gone to in ages. And OB is completely pointless because all I seem to be doing in that class is fending off the advances of the two caraazay girls. I guess I'll be hitting the books tonight for an extra long cram session. Actually that's all lies. I'll probably be off doing something with the baby bro since he leaves tomorrow. Oh yeah. I'm gonna be going with him. Damn. I seem to be visiting the homeland a lot lately. Ick. Just the cherry on my week. Oh well..hmm I should be off 'studying'... my word of the day : procrastination
wow it's been a while since I've updated the blog. so what shall I write about? hmm I guess I can get you up to speed on what's been going on with me lately. Well I finally am moved into the new place. And let me tell you. It is fucking AWESOME! Seriously. For the first time in my life I'm independent. I mean I've been on my own since highschool. But I've always had my own personal living space restricted to one bedroom - and now, I have a whole house that's mine. *does the happy dance* Ok it's like the best thing ever, a new sense of freedom. *sigh* plus me and wifey can get it on anytime and anywhere we like. Riight I believe I've efficiently described how happy I am about the new place..so I guess I should move onto other things..
um. last week I went back to the homeland for thanksgiving. ugh. being subjected to my parent's constant nagging. not fun. especially when all they're pestering you about is grandchildren. grandchildren? I'm still a kid for fucks sake! I'm not ready for something big like that...and ew can my parents get any creepier? How I loathe returning there. But you know after going back home. My week took a turn for the better. Wednesday..was awesome. Thursday..exceptionally better. *sigh* good times. well I think I've gone on rambling long enough. and I'm pretty sure that after reading this I've put you into a state of total boredom..so to make up for that...
...yeah i don't have much to talk about...deal with it lol
TEN FIRSTS First Best Friend: Nadia First Screen Name: Q-T...lol First Pet: Niko the best dog ever! First Piercing: my ears First Tears Cried over a boy: never? First CD: um. I don't really remember..its was probably like Michael Jackson First Car: Honda Accord First Stuffed animal: a cute dog...thing haha
NINE LASTS : Last Alchoholic Beverage: um a beer i believe Last Car ride: um last night from the airport..because i get to use a motorcycle!! muahaha Last Movie Seen: i dunno..Black Dahlia Theatre: um the play Amadeus.. Last Phone Call: Kate Last Song Played: Your Heart is an Empty Room - Death Cab for Cutie Last Bubble Bath: probably about a month ago Last time you Cried: um i don't remember
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS : Have you ever dated one of your best friends: yes Have you ever been arrested: yes..once...let us never speak of it again Have you ever swam in the moonlight: yeah...best night of my life Have you ever been on tv: yes when i was younger Have you ever kissed someone, and then regreted it: nope Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: yes..duh! Have you ever had a sex dream about someone: yes
SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING : 1. shorts 2. black wife-beater 3. ring 4. necklace 5. 6. 7.
SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY : 1. drove a motorcycle 2. went running 3. went on skype 4. went to breakfast with old friends 5. had a beer 6. uploaded my fergie booty pictures
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER : 1. drinking 2. music 3. women 4. booty 5. motorcycles
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO : 1. Christine 2. Melanie 3. Jamie 4. Tyler
THREE CHOICES : Black or White: black Hot or Cold: hot Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE : 1. get my motorcycle 2. touch j.b's booty
ONE THING YOU REGRET: 1. being far away from my brother
Yep..that's right...the Oiler's season started and we kicked ASS against those pussies..our rivals - the 'Calgary Flames' 3-1 baby!!
In other news: I'm slowly chiseling away at Dach's list and I've officially finished #'s 3,4,10,11 and 50..only 45 more to go. I get to see Fergie booty tonight..oh yeah.. It's Thanksgiving and me and wifey are flying out to the homeland I still haven't packed for this weekend me wifey and me are spending it together ...so are our families I'm actually getting better..so all those Skypers won't be subjected to my coughing when we're in conference I get to have a motorcycle this weekend (YES!!!) We get the keys to our new place Tuesday ...I still haven't packed for that either
So tommorow I get to see Fergie..in all her glory. Oh yeah. So nice...but then it's back to the homeland for Thanksgiving (yes Thanksgiving..I am from Canada remember?)
So this has been a pretty boring week. In the sense that all I've done is do homework and go to school. Wow I've become so boring. Blah. But tonight that changes! The roommates are taking me and wifey out on a night on the town as a sort of last hurrah before we move out. I cannot wait!! It's gonna be AWESOME!
In other news: I have been on a mission to complete Dach's Things To Do In An Elevator List. So far I have done #'s 11 and 50. And let me tell ya. It is entertaining as hell! I highly recommend it. And Dach just told me to do #3 tonight. So we'll see how it goes. Well I must be off...
hmm. what to talk about today. well. today is the third consecutive day I've been to classes! oh yeah..I'm awesome. Although I think my rise in attendance can be credited to the hottie who sits in front of me and tattoo girl. Oh holy crap..tattoo girl..she's awesome. So here's the story behind her..I was at school in the student lounge, talkin' to Al on Skype - and i notice the girl sitting beside me, and she's HOT...so I'm just sitting there checking her out and I notice this tattoo poking out from the top of her jeans, and at that point I'm just flat out staring. So I go to talk to her because I've seen her in a couple of my classes. And I make small talk...when the conversation turns to her tattoo and I ask her what it is. Then whoosh! Before I know it she unbuttons and unzips to show me the tattoo. And I'm just sitting across from her like "PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and also thinking "she caraazy!" *sigh* I don't even remember what the tattoo said. I walked away with a phone number and an invitation to coffee. Wow. The stuff that happens to me...
