Well the verdict's in, I'm officially a genius. Ok maybe not exactly a genius..but I am fucking awesome. Wow I'm in such a good mood. But only because I aced my Micro Economics exam. Which I totally thought I was going to fail, because well..I don't exactly go to that class, or pay attention...so when I found out I had an exam today I nearly pissed my pants because I knew that if I bombed this test then I would have been royally screwed. So I did what any desperate college student does in their time of academic need, I crammed like hell. Oh yes that's right, I crammed my ass off last night, two units worth of info. Which I understood none of, so then I had this brilliant idea. I remembered people in my class telling me that she had closely paralleled her exams with this work package that you can buy at the bookstore(and by paralleled I mean pretty much copied). So I hauled ass to school and bought me one of them ($45) and went home to study it. As soon as I opened it I was like "shit" I don't even know a quarter of the material in this book, much less remember learning it in class. So then I just decided to memorize the tables and graphs. I know it sounds like a retarded idea, but it's what I did. And holy fucking hell I'm so glad I did. Because when I got my test, I was asked to fill out tables and analyze a chart, but not just any chart or table...the same fucking ones I had just memorized!!! So I just passed that shit with flying colours...and what the fuck..the school mascot just came by with an entourage and invited me to a party. One of them looks like Ryan Philippe...weird. Anways I've begun to ramble...
I think that pretty much sums it up. Oh and Dach and I made our favorite whore a nice lil' prezzie...it's nothing big..but it comes from the bottom of our hearts.
ohhh yeah, that's right I actually finished something that I set out to do. Now this is a monumental moment for me. Over the past few weeks I've been pretty lazy, so I'm pretty happy with myself for being able to finish. Anyways...On to other things...
Is it just me...or have women just gotten crazier. My example? Here you go:
(names have been changed to protect anonymity) Sexy Bitch says: nice pants :P Girl with the legs says: Theres a party in 'em later Sexy Bitch says: ... Girl with the legs says: you're invited ;) Sexy Bitch says: wait what? Girl with the legs says: (that was me inviting you to a party in my pants) Sexy Bitch says: I figured -------------- a little later on: Girl with the legs says: whatcha doing tonight? Sexy Bitch says: um. nothing as of yet.. Girl with the legs says: ooh really? Sexy Bitch says: yep Girl with the legs says: well thats where ur wrong. you're going out tonight with me :D Sexy Bitch says: am I? Girl with the legs says: Yes ----------------- a bit later after that:
Girl with the legs says: so what does the rest of your day look like? Sexy Bitch says: um, i have one more class Girl with the legs says: I think you should skip it
Sexy Bitch says: ok so where are we going? Girl with the legs says: well...we can go to the pool.. Girl with the legs says: or there's my car..
Now heres the kicker, I had met her about...twenty minutes prior to this conversation. Now tell me, have you ever had a girl throw themselves at you so blatantly over MSN? Nonetheless, one who you had just met. But seriously, it was kinda weird. Yet interesting as I had all the skypers who were online telling me to "tap that." Which brings to mind the question...do I have the so-called 'Shane vibes?' I say I don't..but I dunno. Anyways enough of that..
But before I go, I believe it's my duty to spread the word and say: NEW COCKTAIL CAST!!! you can listen to ithere.
Why yes..yes I am a procrastinator. A hardcore procrastinator. *sigh* The part that sucks is that I know I'm procrastinating, and yet I can't bring myself to do the easiest of tasks. The state of my room is atrocious. I mean I've got a couple bottles of beer strewn about, laundry that needs to be put away and a hell of a lot of documents that need to get filed. Now I can probably clean up my room in hmm an hour. But yet I find every excuse under the sun to not do it. But today, I'm going to change. Yep. That's right. Because I now realize I really don't have an excuse to do all of the things I need to get done. I mean I have school 4 hours everyday, thats more than enough time to do homework, do chores and whatnot. So first thing on my to-do list is to get this room cleaned up. And by my next post it shall be done!
Why yes...that's right I've gone and changed my blog again. I was getting mighty tired of the old one..It was...too..plain. Yes too plain. I get bored with those things quite easily.As you can obviously see...wow heehee I even added a lil' eyecandy in the form of "The Hottie of the Week"..because we all know that I love finding pictures of hot women..Wow I spent quite a bit of time on this biatch..Sheesh..I have no life. Well actually not quite true. I have a life..except for school and work. And well lets face it, any great procrastinator always find something else to be doing. And I have found my one thing to keep me busy...you know besides Youtube and Skype..and that wonderful thing would be blogger..I think I've spent about..hmm 5 hours (not consecutive ones) on blogger. Now I don't mean that I've been tinkering around with my blog, I've actually been around on other people's blogs. I've gotta say, I've read some pretty compelling stuff. I came across the blog of a friend who's spending the next 6 months in Guatemala, and it's crazy how these things can be an outlet for all of your feelings..And I've come across other blogs where people are just ranting about their jobs and their bosses. Haha it's actually quite funny..I Love It! Arg I really should stop procrastinating..I have two tests coming up..and I know absolutely nothing. They're both on 6 chapters and I know two..thats my total - fucking hell. I've got to get my shit together. But I can't seem to bring myself to sit down and actually study..Hmm Maybe I've absorbed some information when I've gone to class..I doubt it. I'm always chatting or playing games..or blogging, when I should be taking notes..Oh well. At least I'm passing..actually I'm doing pretty good in school for not actually caring. I think I have like...90s in 2 of my courses and somewhere in between 77%-89% in the rest of 'em. But I have go to stop using that as a crutch...I mean I have to know this shizzle if I wanna get my Bachelor's. *sigh* Ok...I'm going to attempt to study some more. But I'm prolly just gonna fall asleep...as I always do :P anyways..hope the new blog layout isn't too weird...and if it is..deal with it..
Well I was going to do an ode to cameras...and the evolution of the camera. From the Webcam to the Camera phone..But I suppose I can save that for another day. Because I found this song, and I am absolutely in love with it. Now its Tyler Hilton.."no relation to Paris" I like his songs..they make me happy. Lately I've been finding alot of songs that make me happy..songs that remind of people..good times and songs that *ahem* get you in that certain mood. Now I know, I must sound cheesy or something..But I needed cheering up this morning, I had an awful night..so I went on Youtube to find things to cheer me up..and this song certainly did..
Lovely party tonight you've stirred this wonderfully right travelling you know so thats how i've ended up here theres that couple in love young and like one i am of the punch bowl has emptied i've heard the bedroom has beer and i dont know what im doin here everythings coming clear I've got this lingering doubt all about
everyone tells me that they understand everyone says that its true they say my womans the best thing i've got so baby im being faithful to you love I'm being faithful to you
wave your hearts in the air someone is sure to take care oh constable help me i think i have almost lost mine and i have heard there were things of four or five crossing an ocean its where my heart belongs somewhere but i, i couldn't care
when everyone tells me that they understand everyone says that its true they say my womans the best thing i've got so baby im being faithful to you love I'm being faithful to you
dont you ever have questions for me im behind what i say and i dont talk to the ladies but baby, i dont look away i don't need any hell to pay
when everyone tells me that they understand everyone says that its true they say my womans the best thing i've got so baby im being faithful to you they say my woman is the best thing i've got so im being faithful to you love im being faithful to you
Another night goes by without sleeping 'Cause I know I won't wake up next to you Another life goes by without dreaming And I can't help but think that mine will too
I'm standing before you with this label on my head I'm pleading before you for you to understand
Baby it's you When I look up in the sky I see you Then I turn and close my eyes It's you When I'm sitting all alone in my room Everything reminds me of you
The time is slow and I am sinking Into a hole blackened with lies And though I made it myself You stand watching as my life passes me by
I'm standing before you with this label on my head I'm pleading before you for you to understand How much I adore you I'll be there till the end When everything falls down Will you hold my hand
Baby it's you When I look up in the sky I see you Then I turn and close my eyes
It's you When I'm sitting all alone in my room Everything reminds me of you
Baby it's you When I look up in the sky I see you Then I turn and close my eyes
It's you When I'm sitting all alone in my room Everything reminds me of you
Well now I'm feeling better now. My head doesn't kill as much, my ankle is feeling a bit better. And my days haven't been as sucky as they usually are. Yep. So school has pretty much been the focus of my life lately. I've buckled down and I'm starting to take everything seriously..It's good stuff..right. So I'm pretty excited about this weekend...the 11th..good times..The thought of Saturday puts me in a good mood ::grin:: anyways..I suppose I should be listening to my lecture..
Remember my awesome day?...Apparently I've done something to upset someone. Maybe my karmic flow is out of whack.. Or perhaps I've angered the gay gods. Well whatever it is, it has to stop before it gets out of hand. *sigh*
It all started two days ago...I was talking to someone on skype, when I started feeling really dizzy. So I went to the bathroom to splash some water on my face, and bam - that's all I remember. Next thing I knew I was in the ER, thanks to Chris (aka: wifey) finding me dragging my ass to the hospital. Ugh, let me tell you something, I freakin' HATE hospitals. They are horrible. Every time I step into one, chills run down my spine...and ugh. Well moving on, a couple hours later, I have a doctor step into my little 'room' thing and ask me questions about my physical activities. Now I'm still a little groggy so I had Chris answering most of them for me..*sigh* lucky I had her in there with me. Anyways..the doctor moved on to the more interesting questions, "Are you sexually active?" and so I reply yes (duh!) an he goes on to ask, "Do you practice safe?" And Chris gives me this look, and she says "Well we've both been tested and I'm a little low on the sperm.." The look on the doctor's face, priceless. I think that was the only good thing that came out of this. Because there is very little. Lets do an injury count so far.,
Injuries:
second degree ankle sprain
mild concussion
Don't even ask how I got the first one. Moving on.
The doctors are still trying to find out what the hell is wrong with me. They've ruled it down to a couple of things, but they believe that it is Vasovagal Syncope:
Features
People with vasovagal syncope typically have recurrent episodes, usually when exposed to a specific trigger. The initial episode often occurs when the person is a teenager, then recurs in clusters throughout his or her life. Prior to losing consciousness, the individual frequently experiences a prodrome of symptoms such as lightheadedness,nausea, sweating, ringing in the ears, and visual disturbances. These last for at least a few seconds before consciousness is lost, which typically happens when the person is sitting up or standing. When they pass out, they fall down; and when in this position, effective blood flow to the brain is immediately restored, allowing the person to wake up.
Unfortunately, the autonomic nervous system's physiologic state (see below) leading to loss of consciousness may persist for several minutes, so:
if the person tries to sit or stand when they wake up, they may pass out again; and
the person may be nauseous, pale, and sweaty for several minutes after they wake up.
And now its apparently connected to my heart in some way...arg. And now I'm on different meds and what-not. Ick. I hate drugs..Anyways I feel as if my rant was sufficient enough. I think I'll post again later when I'm in a better mood...
Ohhhhh Yeah..Today is a great fucking day! *sigh* I'm feeling pretty fucking good right now..Wow. Well I suppose I should say why I'm in this state of euphoria.
