Word of the day: rest (which i have been getting none of)
Why hello there! Wow it's been a whole week! I haven't even changed my hottie of the week..::gasp:: but hey gimme a break..I haven't been on the comp a hella lot..I've been a bit busy moving...and spending time with family *yuck* Ahh..family..my family..they are straight up caraazay! Especially during the holidays..which i hardly ever spend with them! But this year..they weirded me out a bit...actually a bit is an understatement..they completely freaked me out. I shall give you a sample of dialog between me and my mother..
At the postoffice Mom: ...what did you get your gf for christmas? Paradox: what?! Mom: your gf? Paradox: what are you talking about? Mom: Oh come on its not like I don't know..I overhear you Paradox: you eavesdrop? oh thats real mature mom Mom: why are you keeping her a secret! Paradox: I'm not..I'm just avoiding awkward conversations Mom: are you guys gonna get married? Paradox: ...like this Mom: what about children? Paradox: MOM what the hell..seriously.. Mom: can i see a picture of her? i need to make sure she looks good Paradox: omg..this can't be happening Mom: anak (daughter) why are you embarrassed? Paradox: I'm not embarrassed..but when you ask me questions like those they make me uncomfortable Mom: Well someone has to ask them. Paradox: does it have to be you? Mom: I don't know. Paradox: why can't you be like regular moms and hustle my brother for information on my love life?
ah...family..like I said...crazy. Have a happy new year every one!!
Happy Hump Day!!! You know what that means? A new hottie of the week...and in honour of all the snowboarding...and playing in the snow that I've been doing, I've chosen that fine female specimen, Tara Dakides.
I have been pretty busy..with moving and all. Yes that's right moving. I've packed my bags and left for..snowier pastures..the 'homeland' *sigh* It has been a crazy couple of weeks. But I'm not complaining..I've actually been alot happier..I mean bonding with the brother..and even the mother. And I've been doing alot of the things I couldn't do back home..like frolic in the snow with my dog..or being able to hike up in the backyard and do a little snowboarding..*sigh* it's all so very fun
...I think that next week we and the boys might go skydiving..I can't freakin' wait! I love skydiving...mmm adrenaline rushes...such good times..
Sooo anyways..did I ever mention that I now have a podcast? It's called the Three Amigos Podcast and I'm podcasting with Dach and Kt. We have two episodes up..you should check it out..
Which means we have a new hottie of the week!! Brenda Costa...click on her picture for her bio..and more. Anyways..today I had my first final. And I kicked ass. Oh yeah!! Moving on..I've taken a liking to this new game on the forums its called Corrupt-A-Wish and it's been one of the funniest games to play. Me and fellow kelkians Tin Soldieress and Dacharmedone have been going back and forth with responses..I'll give you a sneak peek at what goes on:
Tin Soldieress: "I wish I had some cotton candy."
Dacharmedone: "Wish is granted. but the cotton candy is made out of real cotton and bugs are in it. And you choke on them but some are still inside of you. And they make babies and they crawl out of you. and you become bug lady."
"i wish that i pass my finals"
Paradox: "Wish is granted...but your last final is being written on a day that Leisha comes to visit your school, and you can't reschedule the final..and if you skip it you fail the entire course..and can't make it up."
"I wish for a private jet"
Tin Soldieress: "Your wish is granted. You get your very own private jet, fully staffed with a bar and leather seats. But just as you reach five thousand feet you hit a bunch of turbulence and the plane starts falling apart and you plummet to the earth right into the ocean. Miraculously you survive and managed to use one of the floating pieces from the plane as a raft. Unfortunately you were cut in the crash and sharks start to circle your raft biting at your toes which you can't keep on the raft because it's too small and then it gets dark and a hurricane comes in and you are forever lost at sea, never to be seen nor heard from again."
"I wish I had a bunny rabbit."
Paradox: "Your wish is granted. Unfortunately your rabbit goes psycho on you, biting and gnawing on your flesh. And you hit it upside the head and knock it out cold. At first you bandage it up, and go on your merry way. But then the bunny wakes from its slumber and attacks you in a blind rage making you its bitch. Finally you get it off of you and call animal control to get that crazy animal away from you, when one of them informs you that the bunny had rabies. So now you have to get the vaccine..and ur all injured. Putting you off bunnies for life."
"I wish for a new laptop."
Dacharmedone: "Wish granted. so u got ur new laptop and u are happy until it freezes right in the middle of a kelka podcast. This podcast is so good that they are revealing everything and they posted a picture them on the forum. but you cant see it because your laptop is broken. Plus when you leave your house to go and fix it, Fergie car broke down in front of your house. But You are not there because You are at the computer place. Fergie was wearing a bikini and you missed it. You came back and found out what happened. oh well"
"i wish for a skype convention."
sometime later...
Tin Solderiess: "I wish college was free."
Paradox: "Your wish is granted. But, in order for college to be free, your courses have to be taught by completely incompetent and biased teachers. Making your college experience horrible...and very unpleasant. Oh and the college of your choosing is overrun by Republicans..yikes"
The brother put this on my iPod this weekend..i heart it.
I won't talk I won't breathe I won't move till you finally see that you belong with me
you might think I don't look but deep inside in the corner of my mind I'm attatched to you mmmm
I'm weak it's true cause I'm afraid to know the answer do you want me too? cause my heart keeps falling faster
[chorus] I've waited all my life to cross this line to the only thing thats true so I will not hide i'ts time to try anything to be with you all my life I've waited this is true
you don't know what you do everytime you walk into the room I'm afraid to move
I'm weak it's true I'm just scared to know the ending do you see me too? do you even know you meant me!
[Chorus] I've waited all my life to cross this line to the only thing thats true so I will not hide its time to try anything to be with you all my life I've waited this is true
I know when I go I'll be on my way to you the way that's true
[chorus] I've waited all my life to cross this line to the only thing thats true so I will not hide its time to try anything to be with you all my life I've waited this is true
Soo. I guess it's time for a post huh? Well..hmm what's new. Well. Ooh I went to this party yesterday..promising pizza and money. And guess what. I got both! Oh hells yes! Now I thought it'd be really lame since the guy was like "hey come to this party..we've got a dj, pizza and money" But I ended up going (i was dragged to it) and fucking a. I won $150!! Muahaha. I got to wear a crown..and sit on a throne...and they gave me a little doggy to pet..heehee it was fucking AWESOME. And then there was a fashion show...girls in their bikinis..nice. Anyways..what else is new..hmm. Well for those of you who don't know. Me and wifey broke up about..2 months ago. Now it wasn't a messy break-up it was a mutual decision..we just figured that we were going in two very different directions and it just wasn't there anymore. We saw that we were just growing apart...and we'd be better off as friends.
fast forward to now
I've found this amazing girl..who makes me laugh, she's gorgeous, intelligent, has great taste in music, I can spend hours talking to her, I care about her alot..and she's there when I need her. I can't stop thinking about her...and all I want to do is be with her. I feel like she's perfect for me in every way..and I want to be a part of her life..and I want her to be a part of mine...*crosses fingers*
Wow..its December? Where did the time go? *sigh* I'm now faced with shitloads of Christmas shopping in the coming weeks...eek. I hate Christmas shopping..no not the whole buying for other people, its the experience. I mean there are hoards of people at the mall..or whatever store you choose to go to. And then the places you decide to go to are always understaffed, understocked and just not pleasant places to be..and lets not forget those crazy Christmas shoppers:
The Get It Over With Shopper: This shopper, usually a male enters into one store and buys all gifts needed. Characteristics of this shopper are a permanent look of confusion as they browse the aisles looking for something to give to that special someone. This type of shopper has the lowest threat to your safety.
The Stalker Shopper: This shopper is very indecisive and when possible, they latch onto their prey by following them around and picking up whatever items their chosen target has. Also known as the creepy mother****** who stands unusually close to you when you're browsing through a clothes rack and does a double take on the piece of merchandise that you were previously looking at. This type of shopper has a very low threat, they're just really creepy.
The Pusher: This shopper is one you don't want to mess with. They are usually in a bad mood..or just really rude. They shove through crowds with disregard to personal space and just want to get out of the establishment as soon as they can. This is the shopper who intentionally pushes you and doesn't apologize. This shopper has an elevated threat, but is not necessarily a danger to you, just really annoying.
The Mom With 12 Kids: This is a shopper who takes all their children Christmas shopping with them. You know, that person who has screaming kids in her cart, and what seems like a hundred more running through the aisles. This shopper can be very distracting and has a short temper. You'd best stay out of her way. This shopper has a very high threat, stay far away.
The Frustrated Shopper: Now this is the shopper you must look out for. They're tired, hungry and fed up. All they want to do is just get on home and forget about the whole day. Now this shopper is ready to snap and is looking for any reason to let the floodgates loose. Use extreme caution around this shopper as their threat level is at the highest.
